I need to send this to my parents. They act like I’m diseased or something because I don’t like being around tons of people. It drives me insane.
Yea, bitch, I swear I will cut you! *snorts*
I wish the goblins would come and take me away right now.
I have this image in my head of two guys in suits and sunglasses cocking giant-ass glitter bazookas going, “LET’S DO THIS SHIT” all hardcore, and then prancing around like unicorns on crack blasting glitter all over everything.
The Batman of Gotham City.
This isn’t real. Why is this not real? Oh my God, this would be awesome if it was real WHY IS THIS NOT REAL.
Whenever I read this I always think of that one scene from Silence of the Lambs where Buffalo Bill is talking to himself in the mirror.
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